Trouble incorporated

By Larkin

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The best thing about me and Phoenix is that when we get together we are totally stupid and out of control.

Someone said, “Marky and Phoenix, Oh no! That’s a recipe for total destruction.”

I don’t care. I like that kind of reputation. You might say we worked on it.

The same person said, “Those two twelve year olds are a menace to society.”

I let myself into his house, ran past his Mother who was in the recliner watching TV and up stairs to Phoenix’s room.
I felt right at home there because his room was a total disaster like mine. Phoenix was on the bed straddling his little brother so that he couldn’t get up.
Quinn was red-faced from struggling. I was used to it so I sat down on the bed next to them.

Phoenix looked at me and casually said, “What’s up?”

I said, “Nothing.”

He picked up an empty Pringles tube and started bonking his little brother on the head. “Bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk.”
I guess Quinn had finally had enough because he let out a loud, high pitched and continuous scream.
That was sure to bring his Mother in swatting at everything that moves. Quinn managed to push his older brother aside and ran out of the room.
I looked at Phoenix. He was unfazed and calm as a Buddha.

The expression on his face seemed to say, “Okay, whatever?”

A loud scream came from downstairs, it was his Mother. “God Damn you! Stop tormenting your brother!”

He ignored it.

Halloween was tomorrow which was the main purpose for my visit. I said, “Okay, what’s the plan?”

Phoenix stood up and pulled down the front of his pants. Holding his penis in his hand he began peeing into the Pringles tube.
It made a pleasant ringing sound.
I sat there and watched. When he finished I took the Pringles tube and made my contribution of pee. Now it was nearly three quarters full and I carelessly put on Phoenix’s cluttered night table.

Phoenix got this wicked smile. “I can’t wait, tomorrow night is Gangsta nite! You and me are on, right? We’re gonna tear up the neighborhood.”

We made each other the sign of the devil then butted fists.

I said, “What about costumes?”

Phoenix shrugged it off but I was disappointed. That was half the fun, being dressed up like someone else.
Phoenix rummaged around in a drawer.

He held up two ski masks. “If it’s good enough for bank robbers it should be good enough for us, don’t ya think?”

I still wanted a costume.
We each put on a ski mask. I didn’t know what I looked like but if I looked anything like him it was scary.
A featureless black head with two eyes and a round mouth hole. Phoenix got into attack mode and we circled each other ready to do battle. The floor was covered with comic books, toys, dirty clothes, assorted failed projects and pizza boxes.
When I fell backwards, Phoenix pounced and we rolled around on the floor in a battle to the death.
That’s when the Pringles tube full of pee got knocked over.
I figured it was time for me to go.

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Halloween

I was going through my Mom’s closets and drawers looking for stuff. I have no business going through her stuff but I can’t stop myself.
I’ve been told all about respecting other people’s property.
Under a bunch of blankets I found it.

It was a roll of black fabric. “It’s perfect for our costumes!”

I thought to myself, “I should really ask for permission if I want this stuff to make my costumes with.”

Then I thought, “She’ll never miss it.”

He was sitting on his bed looking perfectly bored. I showed him my stuff. Phoenix was not impressed.

I said, “I made one for you too.”

It was the simplest. I tried it on so he could see. A hole for your head and the fabric in front and down your back all topped off with a bungee belt.
Phoenix tossed me a ski mask.
Once I put the mask on he looked like he was warming up to the idea.

He said, “Not bad, it’s totally ninja.”

Just then his younger brother came in the room.

Phoenix sat up and said in a hushed voice, he said, “Hey, Marky, shut the door and lock it.”

Quinn climbed on the bed with his brother and started opening his pants. Phoenix pulled out his cock and put it in Quinn’s mouth.
Once Quinn got started Phoenix clasped his hands behind his head stretched out and relaxed. I have to admit that is was fascinating just watching what they were doing. Phoenix was smiling and looked self-satisfied.
I was just learning about stuff like this and the more I watched it the more like fun it looked.
Phoenix was enjoying himself and was even treating Quinn more gently than usual.

He said, “Marky, you want to try it?”

I quickly said, “I’m not going to do that!”

Phoenix laughed, “No, let Quinn suck your dick. He’s so good at it.”

Just then, he sat up, “I got a better idea, take off your clothes and put on the ninja costume. It will be fuckin awesome.”

I was unsure, “What if you Mom comes in?”

Quinn was sitting on the edge of the bed waiting patiently.

Phoenix was pulling off his pants and underwear. “Let me have that.”

He snatched the black fabric out of my hand and put his head through the hole. Then he put on the fearsome ski mask. He was all covered in black except you could see that he was naked through the sides. He lifted up the front and showed me his boner.

“Come on, my Mom hates coming in here and anyway the door is locked.”

He went over and stood in front of his brother, lifted up the fabric and pushed his cock into Quinn’s mouth.
I thought he looked scary like the devil’s priest. I took off all my clothes and put on my costume. It felt incredible being naked under the black costume. When I put on the ski mask I really felt like an evil demon.
I stood next to Phoenix waiting my turn with Quinn.

He had covered Quinn with the loose cloth so it looked like he was under some kind of dress doing dirty things. Phoenix and I looked at each other with our scary ski masks.

I said, “We should go out like this tonight all naked and fearsome.”

Phoenix’s eyes lit up and he said, “Yeaaah!”

He stepped aside and pulled me up in front of Quinn. Apparently Quinn wasn’t tiring in the least.

Phoenix whispered in my ear, “Relax and get fuckin hard. You can cum in his mouth, he don’t care.”

I was overcome more quickly that I thought I would. I had to pull my mask up off my face because I was gasping and feeling really strange. I can’t remember my cock ever being this hard. I felt it going in and out of Quinn’s mouth and it was feeling more and more intense. I turned and looked at Phoenix and my mouth just sort of dropped open. I went to say something but never finished. I couldn’t stop myself from moaning out loud. Up to that point I had never had much sex juice but this time I really felt it squirting out.

Phoenix was looking at me and was laughing. I was right wasn’t I? Fuckin awesome!”

He pushed me out of the way, laid out on his bed and he uncovered himself.
Quinn seemed entirely ready to continue. He spread his legs and began stroking.

Phoenix said to Quinn, “No, not that, lick my nuts.”

I guess you could say that Quinn was totally owned.

Suddenly we heard his mother calling from downstairs. “PHOENIX! Send Quinn down here. I have to get him ready for trick-or-treating. His friends will be here any minute.”

Quinn seemed reluctant to go. I can only think that he liked what me and his brother were making him do. I don’t know, I could be wrong.

After Quinn left we sat around because we didn’t was to go out until it was really dark. Phoenix was carefully maintaining his boner.

He stood up in his naked ninja outfit. “We gotta get some loot first and when it gets real late we can just prowl.”

He stood up in his ninja outfit. When he did, the black fabric hung straight down it made a tent over his boner.

He said, “Like this, or like this.”

Then he pulled the fabric tightly across his stomach. This time you could see the whole shape of his dick sticking straight up on his belly and two ball lumps below

“Which is better?”

I answered. “I don’t know, they both look like reform school to me. Maybe we should bring underpants just in case.”

He said, “Pussy!” Then turned around and showed me his untidy butt hole. It sounded like it was a bumble bee but it was just a fart.

We started to get ready to go out. Each of us had a backpack for candy and loot. He lifted his costume to show me his boner again and I returned the favor.

He said, “I’m gonna do some serious flashin for sure!”

“Yeah! and you’ll get us both in so fuckin much trouble.”

I don’t think Phoenix appreciated my caution.

He said, “Yeah, they have to catch us first and they have to rip off our masks to even see who we are!”

We snuck out of his Mother’s house and headed down the block. I felt the wind blowing up my butt and it made me so excited.

He came up close to me and said, “Marky, I am so hot I can’t stand it.”

You know, I couldn’t recognize him because of the mask but I knew what he was talking about.
He pulled away his ninja suit and peed up into the air and into the street. Of course I had to imitate him.
We went from house to house and tossed our loot into our back packs. When we got something stupid like an apple or a stupid popcorn ball, we threw it away.
We wanted serious chocolate or commercially packaged goods.

Phoenix looked at me and said, “Skittles!”

I thought, yummy! We’re doing ok.

In front of us were a collection of pathetic hobbits. Phoenix exposed his ass to them and they all yelled and scattered.

He came up to me and whispered into my ear, “This is so intense, I fuckin love it!”

Phoenix was sly about showing off his boner through his costume depending on what kind of person answered the door. Mostly it was an old person’s job to give out candy.
The lady lowered a basket full of Tootsie Roll Pops.

In her old lady voice she said, “Now, only take one.”

We both grabbed a handful and ran.
We were started sucking on the pops because of their portability and continued making each other laugh.
Phoenix took his pop out of his mouth and tried to hand it to me. Mine was bulging out my cheek and slurping up my speech.

I said, “I got one, thanks!” then moved it to the other side of my mouth.

Phoenix came up close and said, “Stick it up my butt hole.”

He handed it to me again and I took it. It seemed like a good idea. We looked both ways to see if anyone was around.
I slipped my hand holding the pop under the back of his ninja costume. Phoenix pushed his butt out. We both still had boners that wouldn’t go away. There was resistance so he reached behind and spread his butt to make it easier.
It went in and his butt hole closed around the stick. I was laughing so hard I thought I was going to pee myself.
Phoenix has pulled his mask up so I could see his face. He looked so serious.
We moved up close together again.

He said, “Pull it out and stick it in again.”

He got on his hands and knees and started stroking while I did it.
It was almost as hard to pull it out as it was to stick it back in plus it was all sticky. Phoenix started moaning and squirting right out on somebody’s front lawn.
I have to admit that it was completely awesome.
By this time it was getting very late and it had turned cold. I had to go back to his house to get the rest of my clothes.
Before I left I saw the Tootsie Roll Pop stuck to a piece paper on his night table.

I started laughing and said, “What are you going to do with that?”

Without looking up he said, “Oh, probably give it to Quinn.